So my friend has chickens.
And they figured out how to use the doggy door.
And they are now laying eggs in her house.
She found this one last week.
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
i dont know what she was expecting
shipping yourself with a stranger at its finest
NO BUT FOR REAL THO. LIKE THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION AT ALL AND IT IS ALSO WHY I CANNOT TALK TO STRANGERS
your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly
And yet you offer yours.
Oh Chemistree, oh chemistree,
How lovely are your beakers.
You wish your chem lab was as cool as mine.
This is the most cyberpunk thing I have ever seen.
Emma and Tom having a chat during the GQ Men of the Year Awards